dresswell
12-15-2007, 08:03 PM
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
by dresswell
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a computer was stirring, not even my mouse;
The products were listed on the web site with care,
In hopes that a sale soon would be there;
The hard drives were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of html danced in their heads;
When out on my desk there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the office I flew like a flash,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an email message ,you have 8 sales my dear ,
With thoughs of little old drivers, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be a trick.
More rapid than eagles the pointer did move,
As i clicked, and clicked, even called them by name;
on soholaunch, on, text! on,pictures and slides!
On,products ! on templets! on, plugins and files!
To the top of the web site and make it quick!
My mind was glazed-over, from thinking to quick,
And then, in a twinkling, I seen on the web.
The products were fine and pricing was in.
The inventory was there.And that made me smile.
As I drew in a breath, and slowely sat down,
I printed the invoices all with one bound.
I spoke not a word, but went straight to my work,
And filded all the invoices in just one click,
And giving a nod, up from the chair i rose;
I sprang back into bed,and gave the wife a kiss on her nose.
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
Dresswell
by dresswell
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a computer was stirring, not even my mouse;
The products were listed on the web site with care,
In hopes that a sale soon would be there;
The hard drives were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of html danced in their heads;
When out on my desk there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the office I flew like a flash,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an email message ,you have 8 sales my dear ,
With thoughs of little old drivers, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be a trick.
More rapid than eagles the pointer did move,
As i clicked, and clicked, even called them by name;
on soholaunch, on, text! on,pictures and slides!
On,products ! on templets! on, plugins and files!
To the top of the web site and make it quick!
My mind was glazed-over, from thinking to quick,
And then, in a twinkling, I seen on the web.
The products were fine and pricing was in.
The inventory was there.And that made me smile.
As I drew in a breath, and slowely sat down,
I printed the invoices all with one bound.
I spoke not a word, but went straight to my work,
And filded all the invoices in just one click,
And giving a nod, up from the chair i rose;
I sprang back into bed,and gave the wife a kiss on her nose.
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
Dresswell